Wednesday, October 10, 2012

When I Get Older.....

      When I get older, I am going to be a star quarterback for the New York Jets.  I am going to be rich because I am going to win the Super Bowl every year in the league, and I'm going to be in the league for 13 years making $52,000,000 a year.  I am going to be a millionaire driving a 1970 Mustang Boss 302, orange with black racing stripes, a 2009 Lotus, a 1962 Roles Royce, a Ferrari, and a 2020 Lamborghini Mercialago. I will never go over the speed limit in any of my cars and I will be a safe driver. I am going to live in a 8 story house that is 323,574 square feet. I will have elevators and escalators leading to all the floors. I will also have a treadmill going along the floor so I can get from one part of the house to another in a jiffy.  I also want to have a Siberian Husky. I am going to live next to Cody Hunter.  I also want a 132 inch plasma tv that will be like a movie theater in my house.  I will also have a Starbucks, a McDonalds,  a Subway, and a Pizza Hut. I want a room that is all wrestling mats so I can wrestle whenever,  I want an indoor basketball court , I want in indoor football stadium, and I want an indoor baseball field called The House That Norm Built.  I will have an indoor concert stage in my living room so I can have my band play also.  We are going to be called "I don't know".  I will be a nice guy when I get older. I will even give my neighbor Cody an indoor football arena.  I will have a Lund fishing yacht so I can fish in the lake whenever.  I will also own a private island in the Bahamas so I can catch sharks.  I will also own a small farm (only about 639 acres) in Iowa.  My Iowa farm will have huge deer in the timber that ONLY my dad and I can hunt.  I will hire a professional person that will make my timber the best hunting spot ever and will make the deer have, like, 63 points.  I will also have four hired hands around the house,  one maid, one elf, one outside cleaner, and a cook from McDonald's.  Yuuummm!  I will own a bank that is inside my house so I can take out one million whenever. My favorite part of my life is that I will be making 52,000,000 a year playing football and I will get paid a few million when I am playing with my band. I will be honest, I am going to spend some of this dough. Obviously, I will spend some of it on my cars. I  will also spend it on some guns so I can shoot deer and other mammals around my Iowa farm. It will be bozz. Yea yea yea, you know you're jealous. I won't be a pitcher like jon seibert.
Ferrari
My House in Iowa with my deer
Husky
My Mansion on Lake Michigan
Rolce Royce
The End

Lamborghini 
Lotus

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