If You GIve Norman a Lamborghini....

     If you give Norman a Lamborghini, he will want some gas.  If you give him gas, he will go extremely fast.  If he goes extremely fast, he will put it in the ditch.  If he puts it in the ditch, he will ask for a Ferrari.  If you are nice enough to give him a Ferrari, he will go fast.  If he goes really fast, he will get pulled over.  If he gets pulled over, he will get a ticket.  If he gets a ticket, he will ask for money.  If you are rich enough to pay his ticket, Blake will get jealous.  If Blake gets jealous, he will ask for a Lamborghini.  If you get him a Lamborghini, he will want gas.

My Morning Routine

     I would like to tell you about my morning routine.  First, I wake up at 6:40 sharp.  Yes, a.m. for you people who like to sleep in.  Then, I get dressed in my fancy clothes.  After I get my clothes on, I brush my teeth with Scope.  Then I watch Sports Center on ESPN, which is the best show ever invented.  At 7:15, I go out to get on the bus.

     After I get on the bus, I sit by my friends and talk to them.  After we pick up four more people, we get to school.  That is my morning routine. 

You Should Play Guitar

     You should play guitar.  It is a challenge, and who doesn't like a challenge?  It isn't only challenging, it is also very fun and amusing.  Also, it is very impressive, if you are good of course.  So instead of sitting and watching t.v. all day, go get a guitar!

When I Get Older.....

      When I get older, I am going to be a star quarterback for the New York Jets.  I am going to be rich because I am going to win the Super Bowl every year in the league, and I'm going to be in the league for 13 years making $52,000,000 a year.  I am going to be a millionaire driving a 1970 Mustang Boss 302, orange with black racing stripes, a 2009 Lotus, a 1962 Roles Royce, a Ferrari, and a 2020 Lamborghini Mercialago. I will never go over the speed limit in any of my cars and I will be a safe driver. I am going to live in a 8 story house that is 323,574 square feet. I will have elevators and escalators leading to all the floors. I will also have a treadmill going along the floor so I can get from one part of the house to another in a jiffy.  I also want to have a Siberian Husky. I am going to live next to Cody Hunter.  I also want a 132 inch plasma tv that will be like a movie theater in my house.  I will also have a Starbucks, a McDonalds,  a Subway, and a Pizza Hut. I want a room that is all wrestling mats so I can wrestle whenever,  I want an indoor basketball court , I want in indoor football stadium, and I want an indoor baseball field called The House That Norm Built.  I will have an indoor concert stage in my living room so I can have my band play also.  We are going to be called "I don't know".  I will be a nice guy when I get older. I will even give my neighbor Cody an indoor football arena.  I will have a Lund fishing yacht so I can fish in the lake whenever.  I will also own a private island in the Bahamas so I can catch sharks.  I will also own a small farm (only about 639 acres) in Iowa.  My Iowa farm will have huge deer in the timber that ONLY my dad and I can hunt.  I will hire a professional person that will make my timber the best hunting spot ever and will make the deer have, like, 63 points.  I will also have four hired hands around the house,  one maid, one elf, one outside cleaner, and a cook from McDonald's.  Yuuummm!  I will own a bank that is inside my house so I can take out one million whenever. My favorite part of my life is that I will be making 52,000,000 a year playing football and I will get paid a few million when I am playing with my band. I will be honest, I am going to spend some of this dough. Obviously, I will spend some of it on my cars. I  will also spend it on some guns so I can shoot deer and other mammals around my Iowa farm. It will be bozz. Yea yea yea, you know you're jealous. I won't be a pitcher like jon seibert.

Ferrari

My House in Iowa with my deer

Husky

My Mansion on Lake Michigan

Rolce Royce

The End

Lamborghini 

Lotus

Best Sport Teams (in my opinion)

      Chicago bulls!  Grrr!

New York Jets!J-e-t-s Jets, Jets Jets!

Iowa Hawkeyes!  Kaawww!

Maquoketa Valley Wildcats!  Rooaar!

Notre Dame Fighting Irish! Do the Jig!

Texas Longhorns!! Awesome!!!

Detroit Lions! Meeaaaawww!

Baltimore Orioles! Beat the Yankees!!
Buffalo Bills! Rooowwww!

Shonn Greene

     Shonn Greene is a running back for the New York Jets.  He went to college at Iowa and grew up in Sicklerville, New Jersey.  He played middle linebacker and running back for the Winslow Eagles.  Over two years,  he had over 1600 rushing yards, 150 tackles, and 2 interceptions in just his junior and senior years.

Muhammad Ali

     Muhammad Ali, in my opinion, is a very talented boxer.  He has won the heavyweight title three times, won the gold medal at the Olympics, and has an amazing record of fifty-six wins and five losses. He is also a peaceful man, outside of the ring, anyway.  He opened the Muhammed Ali Center, a cultural gathering place, in Louisville, Kentucky.  Ali is a traveler of the United Nations of Peace.  He was chosen to light the Olympic torch in the 1996 games in Atlanta, Georgia.  I think Muhammad Ali is one of the greatest boxers ever.