"Merry Easter!"
Matt Shills has always been a jokester. He is now 35 and has four kids, which he always mess with. This year he told his kids that Santa put Easter eggs out and that the Easter Bunny delivered presents. The children believed him until they got to the towns Easter egg hunt.
"Daddy, why is the Easter bunny here?" asked Matt's youngest Kilbo.
"Because he wants to see Santa too." Matt knew that the conversation would keep going.
"Why would the Easter Bunny want to see Santa? Aren't the cousins?" asked the oldest, Kolt, who was only five.
"No, they are not cousins. The Easter Bunny is jealous of Santa because Santa has reindeer."
"But the Easter bunny is a talking bunny!" yelled Kilbo a little too loudly.
"Yes he is, but he isn't a reindeer is he?" Matt thought he had them on that one.
"But he's a talking Bunny!" That is when the children's mom, Malinda, came over.
"Hey, having fun?"
"No! Daddy is telling us that the Easter bunny is here so he can see Santa's reindeer and that he is jealous of Santa because he has flying reindeer!" Yelled Kolt
"Why would Santa be here?"
"Because he is the on who delivers eggs."
"No honny, the Easter Bunny delivers eggs." Matt gave Malinda a "Be quiet" glare.
"So what does Santa do?"
"He delivers present on Christmas."
"Daddy, why did you tell us all of this?"
"Just to have fun kids. Now look, here comes Santa!" All the kids turned around. That is when Matt out on his Santa costume. "Ho ho ho merry Easter!"
