The Lost Card

The Lost Card  

By Norman Wilson

   It all started when Erin Jackson found a Joe Namath football card in the local magazine shop.  Come to find out, this card is the only one left in existence, and is worth one million dollars.  Three days later, it got stolen from his safe.  Can Erin and his friend's find the card, before it is too late?



     "Erin, be quiet.  That stupid card is NOT worth one million." Ben Stevens and Jack Lasling are Erin's best buds.  They all met in Kindergarten and they are now freshman at Xaviar high in Grand Casper, Pennsylvania.                
     "It is too!  I even got it appraised by an expert."
     "By who, your little mommy?" Jack joked sarcastically.
     "No, by the man on Crossroads Auction."
     "Whatever.  What are going to do about it anyway?  You gunna call in a 'private investigator?'" joked Ben.
     "Actually I had other plans.  Do you guys want to help me find it?"
     "I don't know, do you want to, Ben?"  Jack asked.
     "I don't think so."
     "Please, guys?"
     "It won't hurt to try, I guess." Ben replied.
     "Sweet.  I have already gotten a hint.  Jenny Gairc told me she saw it at the Pawn Shop." 

Future Vehicles

     When I am older, I am going to own many vehicles.  Some I may wreck. Here are some photos.

Compare Contrast

     This weeks blog is going to appeal to you people with a sweet tooth.  I am going to compare or contrast apple pies with mud pies.  There are many similarities and many differences.  I hope I can get all the facts about mud pies correct.
     I know for a fact that apple pies are very yummy, while mud pies are very disgusting.  Apple pies are also made of fruit.  Most people know that mud pies are not made of fruit, but mud.  I hope that most people cook their apple pies, but I know for a fact that  mud pies are not cooked.  Apples are grown in trees,  while mud is a mixture of water and mud.  When most people cook food, they put in an oven.  Mud pies are made in the ground.
     Now its time for similarities.  Both pies are, well, pies.  They are also both edible.  Even though they might be very different, both have odors. Again, even if they might be very different, they sadly both have a taste.
     Those are all I can think to compare and contrast between apple pies and mud pies.  Also, for a tip, do NOT try to eat mud pies (personal expierience.  Not very fun).

Norman's Poems

Haiku

The Colorful Sheet

Against The Great Blue Monster

Falls Down From The Wind

Haiku
You see it in morn
though you may not notice it,
it soaks your ankles

Cinquain

Baseball

Splitter Curveball

Getting Three Strikes

Fans Getting Mad At The Ref

The Umpire Calling You Out

Homerun


Rhyme
Norman loves his sports:
anything will do.
Even if it is hard,
he is better than you.

He might be good
or he may not,
but in wrestling
he likes to tie people in knots.

He really hates basketball,
he really does suck.
So when he tries
he really has no luck.

He is okay at baseball
though he cannot hit.
He mostly strikes out
and uses the first aid kit.

If You GIve Norman a Lamborghini....

     If you give Norman a Lamborghini, he will want some gas.  If you give him gas, he will go extremely fast.  If he goes extremely fast, he will put it in the ditch.  If he puts it in the ditch, he will ask for a Ferrari.  If you are nice enough to give him a Ferrari, he will go fast.  If he goes really fast, he will get pulled over.  If he gets pulled over, he will get a ticket.  If he gets a ticket, he will ask for money.  If you are rich enough to pay his ticket, Blake will get jealous.  If Blake gets jealous, he will ask for a Lamborghini.  If you get him a Lamborghini, he will want gas.

My Morning Routine

     I would like to tell you about my morning routine.  First, I wake up at 6:40 sharp.  Yes, a.m. for you people who like to sleep in.  Then, I get dressed in my fancy clothes.  After I get my clothes on, I brush my teeth with Scope.  Then I watch Sports Center on ESPN, which is the best show ever invented.  At 7:15, I go out to get on the bus.

     After I get on the bus, I sit by my friends and talk to them.  After we pick up four more people, we get to school.  That is my morning routine. 

You Should Play Guitar

     You should play guitar.  It is a challenge, and who doesn't like a challenge?  It isn't only challenging, it is also very fun and amusing.  Also, it is very impressive, if you are good of course.  So instead of sitting and watching t.v. all day, go get a guitar!

When I Get Older.....

      When I get older, I am going to be a star quarterback for the New York Jets.  I am going to be rich because I am going to win the Super Bowl every year in the league, and I'm going to be in the league for 13 years making $52,000,000 a year.  I am going to be a millionaire driving a 1970 Mustang Boss 302, orange with black racing stripes, a 2009 Lotus, a 1962 Roles Royce, a Ferrari, and a 2020 Lamborghini Mercialago. I will never go over the speed limit in any of my cars and I will be a safe driver. I am going to live in a 8 story house that is 323,574 square feet. I will have elevators and escalators leading to all the floors. I will also have a treadmill going along the floor so I can get from one part of the house to another in a jiffy.  I also want to have a Siberian Husky. I am going to live next to Cody Hunter.  I also want a 132 inch plasma tv that will be like a movie theater in my house.  I will also have a Starbucks, a McDonalds,  a Subway, and a Pizza Hut. I want a room that is all wrestling mats so I can wrestle whenever,  I want an indoor basketball court , I want in indoor football stadium, and I want an indoor baseball field called The House That Norm Built.  I will have an indoor concert stage in my living room so I can have my band play also.  We are going to be called "I don't know".  I will be a nice guy when I get older. I will even give my neighbor Cody an indoor football arena.  I will have a Lund fishing yacht so I can fish in the lake whenever.  I will also own a private island in the Bahamas so I can catch sharks.  I will also own a small farm (only about 639 acres) in Iowa.  My Iowa farm will have huge deer in the timber that ONLY my dad and I can hunt.  I will hire a professional person that will make my timber the best hunting spot ever and will make the deer have, like, 63 points.  I will also have four hired hands around the house,  one maid, one elf, one outside cleaner, and a cook from McDonald's.  Yuuummm!  I will own a bank that is inside my house so I can take out one million whenever. My favorite part of my life is that I will be making 52,000,000 a year playing football and I will get paid a few million when I am playing with my band. I will be honest, I am going to spend some of this dough. Obviously, I will spend some of it on my cars. I  will also spend it on some guns so I can shoot deer and other mammals around my Iowa farm. It will be bozz. Yea yea yea, you know you're jealous. I won't be a pitcher like jon seibert.

Ferrari

My House in Iowa with my deer

Husky

My Mansion on Lake Michigan

Rolce Royce

The End

Lamborghini 

Lotus

Best Sport Teams (in my opinion)

      Chicago bulls!  Grrr!

New York Jets!J-e-t-s Jets, Jets Jets!

Iowa Hawkeyes!  Kaawww!

Maquoketa Valley Wildcats!  Rooaar!

Notre Dame Fighting Irish! Do the Jig!

Texas Longhorns!! Awesome!!!

Detroit Lions! Meeaaaawww!

Baltimore Orioles! Beat the Yankees!!
Buffalo Bills! Rooowwww!

Shonn Greene

     Shonn Greene is a running back for the New York Jets.  He went to college at Iowa and grew up in Sicklerville, New Jersey.  He played middle linebacker and running back for the Winslow Eagles.  Over two years,  he had over 1600 rushing yards, 150 tackles, and 2 interceptions in just his junior and senior years.